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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

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this is what Homer Simpson’s forearm tattoos said in the dream I had the other day, and I woke up with a jaunty carribean tune in my head.

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"

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Is there a fanfiction that's stuck with you for years after reading it?

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imagine how much work would suck if you had to work the whole time you were there

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the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

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found what is possibly the funniest official disney pin in existence. there is NO way mertle is surviving this

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SUZIE TOOT •  drag race season 17 finale look

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Zazu and Mr. Moseby and Geoffrey from The Fresh Prince are all in the same therapy group.

Also Bagheera and Niles from The Nanny. They meet on Tuesdays.

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If you could have a pet dragon, would you?

This doesn't take into account the food or lodging or vet costs, consider your can provide all three for the poll. So we're all using few common grounds, the dragons are all reptilian with scales, can have feathers and/or fur-like feathers, breath fire, are trainable, can have wings that allow them to fly and carry reasonable weights according to their size, they have a consciousness and personality but probably aren't able to speak.

Yes, if the dragon is mouse / rat sized

Yes, if the dragon is cat size

Yes, if the dragon is mount size (let's say about horse or bull size)

Yes, if the dragon is truck sized

Yes, if the dragon is even bigger than that (I said pet, remember)

I want all dragons available please (or at least more than one)

I'd be interested if op's dragons had different common grounds

No, actually dragons aren't my thing

Nuance

Results

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uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help

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Shows don't have a monster of the week anymore. That's what's wrong with society. I wanna see a whole new type of freak EVERY SINGLE WEEK.

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*experiences a pivotal moment in my life that will change me forever* ok time to open tumblr

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What can baleen whales even DO about orca whales. Like can they even fight back. Imagine being a huge fat floating mass of delicious meat living in an open void with no shelter to retreat to and there are these mouth torpedos that might just decide to show up and rip you open just whenever.

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I was fast graceful and gorgeous at the airport like a leopard

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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david