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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch
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“i’m gay” “i’m straight” well i’m late for dinner late again late for dinner late again late for dinner late again late for dinner late late late late
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all the trans bathroom bans have this awful tendency to push the overton window of even trans advocacy by trans people to the right
so many trans people now are focused on pleading to let trans women use women's restrooms and to let trans men use men's restrooms that I feel like the demand that was much more prominent even 5 years ago to construct non-segregated accessible bathrooms for everyone is almost nonexistent
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pussy so sticky he calls me the kragle
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once you start saying yippee you can never go back
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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body
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i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad
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[throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] Dude stay still jesus christ [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses]
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Anthony showing up to the baseball game fully grown

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