rye(n)/froggie || 26 || he/him || lover of shenanigans and transsexuality || @ryry_peaches on ao3, @froggerboy on bsky
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i think that if you know that the brothel over which you hold no small amount of influence sources girls from your very very small town, the least you should do is make sure everyone there knows who your daughter is and what she looks like so they don't yknow. hire her.
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i love the whole world violently. and i dont want to go to work
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Luke Skywalker on Tatooine in STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE
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I promise I'm really smart it's just all my best thoughts get lost in The Fog
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I NEED to sit on the counter in a boy's shirt and underwear while he cooks breakfast for us, I think it would cure me, like actually
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Spike being hostile 17 is so funny
What the fuck have you guys been doing that you've only caught 17 demons by the time we meet them
It's a whole government branch dedicated to catching demons and they've caught...... less than 20
I don't know exactly how many people are part of the initiative but I think it's safe to assume there's hundreds of them
Assuming there's only 500 soldiers in the initiative (low balling), that's 29.4 people to every demon, which will round up to 30
With this math, it takes 30 people to catch 1 demon
But yeah for sure y'all know better than the slayer
#the scene where they're like 'we've caught xyz number of hostiles so far :)' and buffy is like '....the whole time you've existed?'#and has to pretend to be very impressed and not to think this is an amateur operation run by children#btvs
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also i think people have got to understand that developmental disabilities aren't made up of funky little quirks that are endearing but can ultimately be managed when it counts. sometimes someone will never be able to regulate their emotions. sometimes their reaction to conflict will be anger, or pushing you away, or saying i hate you. like sometimes i think people have internalised this watered down version of DD where it's never significantly disabling and loudly disruptive, even in public.
#i can mask relatively well but sometimes i can't and its so scary#sometimes people think i'm being dramatic or faking for attention bc my hands dont *normally* shake hard#i dont *normally* struggle to speak#etc#and it's like no i am normally faking !!! this is me too overwhelmed to keep it up!
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Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.
The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.

Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791
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i wish i could text my cat to check on him when I'm out but his whole illiterate thing really gets in the way
#a pal of mine put one of those live feed ring cameras w a speaker in her room#so while she's at work she can turn it on and talk to her cat and watch her reactions lol
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#I don't know how many more "He gets it" I have left in me
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having to tap the "if an american place name sounds strange to you please google it and make sure you're not just mocking indigenous languages" sign again
#'washington has place names like' and then it's just unabashed racism#and it's always the closest to english names phonetically too#like if you can't handle puyallup or yakima maybe you just shouldnt leave the house. tbh
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Obsessed with this Instagram comment from someone explaining why they don’t like Hazbin Hotel
#there's a LOT abt this comment that's funny but i uh#i think religious accuracy is a wild thing to be judging hazbin hotel on anyway#i mean we all realize very little demonology is canon right?#that lilith is not a biblical figure? that the ars goetia arent christian tradition?#but your hangup is adam says cunt ?
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trans not as in killing your past self but resurrecting your very, very first self
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