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Unemployment is literally cooler, like i wouldn't get bullied by some 16 and an 11 year old for wearing a work shirt
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breaking bad if it took place while walt had his eyes closed
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I wish that if people are gonna portray Ralsei as evil they would characterize him correctly instead of the cliche ass “muahaha I was just pretending to be cute and friendly I was evil this whole time”. if he was a villain he would still be the most insecure little loser about it and try to sincerely convince Kris that. nevermind I just found the funniest image ever

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Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN
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Whenever i get sad I just think about sour cream baby and get smiled again
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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart




edit: here's her YouTube account, as well as her TikTok and Facebook :)
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love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm
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making a hundred little prize statues that say "Coolest Looking Person Award" and keeping them on me at all times so i can give them to whoever i think looks really fucking cool because it happens way too fucking often and i never dare go up to them bc it would be awkward and stuff but i cannot imagine someone who wouldn't lose their shit over receiving one of these
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you guys will reblog anything istg

this is an image with exactly 1x1 pixels. come on, reblog it. i fucking dare you.
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