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📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you are intrinsically evil

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Cant find they key 🗝

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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

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I think a giant 7ft scythe would greatly benefit my appearance

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most important part of the writing process actually is when you loop a single song on max volume and stare at the word document and imagine the characters doing things for 14 hours. this is known as getting in the zone

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op turned reblogs off but i need this one so bad

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writing is so fun

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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

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idk if this man knows who he is

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REMEMBER:

if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help

if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you

if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout

if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist

if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you

if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct

and most importantly:

every online conversation is a competition and you must win

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[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

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dear professor, i will not be completing this is assignment on account of i am thinking about other stuff. Thanks i love you

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Today on “Fic writers will do anything except work on their fics”: I designed and cross stitched an AO3-inspired patch!

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