I have lost my name and can't seem to find it. During my search I have aquired she/they pronouns, asexuality, aromanticism, a collection of "borrowed" lighters, frog paintings, at least one (1) old glass bottle and a surprisingly large amount of unmarked money. AO3: C5H11NO2
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Herr unser Vater, nimm alle Sonnenbrände, Kopfschmerzen, Übelkeiten, und dyshidriotischen Ekzeme weg von meinen Mutuals und gib sie Julia Klöckner.
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Y'know, I would care a lot less about the memeification of male pregnancy if there wasn't such a massive overlap between people who memeify it and people who throw a massive tantrum when trans men and mascs ask for even the bare minimum of inclusion in reproductive rights.
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For aro/ace writers:
- you don't have to write sex scenes. Tolkien didn't
- you don't have to write romance. Lewis didn't
- you can write very close friendships that have nothing romantic nor sexual in them. Scott Lynch did
- you can write sexual relationships that don't involve romance. Sapkowski did
- you can write romantic relationships that don't involve sex. Pratchett and Gaiman did
Don't let anyone tell you that some kinds of relationships are impossible or that a story must contain some themes. It's your story, write it the way you want
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idk the thing i like about the lonely is that theres no one traumatizing incident. its a slow and oppressive fear. like i dont think jon was 'marked' by the fifteen minutes he spent yelling 'mahtin' in the lonely, i think he was marked by the weeks and weeks of everyone hating his ass through season 4.
Martin wasn't the same. he was isolated, and sad, but he found comfort in the lonely the same way Lukas did, and the same way Jude did with the desolation. He was letting the lonely into himself, not being sacrificed to it.
i always saw it more that Martin was being groomed to become an avatar, and jon was gonna be his first victim.
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just remember, if you think you are hornyposting too much about Star Trek,
no you aren't, keep posting and stop holding back. Roddenberry Wants You (To Write Yaoi Fanfiction)
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Yeah, yeah, ik the reason Ruby saw through the Wish World is probably because of 73 Yards or whatever—and sure, that tracks, that’s probably canon.
But I prefer to believe her subconscious just got so violently irritated by seeing Conrad’s smug little mayonnaise-on-white-bread face on TV every single day that her brain went, “Absolutely not. We are not living in a world where he is a national treasure.” And that’s what broke the illusion.
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the way fandoms are desperate to make all aroace characters romance and sex favorable but then dont do anything remotely similar to any other identity is astounding. hmm i wonder why
PLEASE dont derail this about shipping characters of other identities please let this one post be about an aroace struggle
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🪶🌾🌻🐐🦅
#ahhhhhh!!!!#your art looks so amazing!!!#every time i see something I'm baffled by it#this is so cool!!!!!!#and i hope your wifi returns quickly
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I feel like some wanna-be punks could use to take a page out of the Bible and realize that yes, giving up things in the name of your morals is SUPPOSED to be hard sometimes. Yes it’s hard to let go of getting things cheap for a good price when you’re poor like Temu and Shein. Yes it’s hard to give up “the series that kept you alive as a child” or whatever because it’s fucking problematic. But if you can’t even do those like basic ass things how exactly are you going to put others first when it really comes down to it? Only when it’s easy and convenient for you? Only when it suits you? Conditionally?
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kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on
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as a person who uses either public bathroom on a toss of a coin i gottta say its kind of ridicuous that people are so attached to them being seperate facilities. youre not usually gonna see anyones dick at the urinal and youre not usually gonna be able to spy on any women. the stalls are the same except one has a little tampon bin. we would lose nothing if all bathrooms were unisex and i'll die on that hill.
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