frogsandteatime

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another banger from hard times

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being fat isn’t a bad thing or a dirty word so don’t take this as me suggesting that it is, but it’s kind of insane how warped pop culture is about women’s bodies that everyone in 2014 was convinced meghan trainor was fat

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I need y'all to watch this clip

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there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

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>Be me

>Make bowl of panda express leftovers

>Chow down on 2/3rds of it before father calls you over to show you memes

>Leave bowl unattended

>Laugh about memes for a good ten minutes

>Return to room

>??Bat? In bowl? ?

>Don't have anything to grab bat with that are bite proof

>Offer bat the head of the Winston Churchill marble bust to climb onto

>Bat does so

>Slowly carry Churchill and the bat to the window

>Bat won't let go of Churchill

>Pry bat off of him with nearby plastic skeleton hand

>Bat sits on windowsill for a second before flying off into the night

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what now?

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This is still one of the greatest things ever made.

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Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

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Just like how you should stop ceding ground to Zionists by saying shit like, 'Yeah, Palestinians are homophobic, but that doesn't mean they deserve to get bombed!', you should also stop manufacturing consent for US intervention by saying shit like, 'Iran is so misogynistic, girls and women are not allowed to go to school, but that doesn't mean they should be bombed as liberation!', like, it's not even true that girls and women are banned from education in Iran - why do so-called allies keep uncritically saying that?

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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Literal TEARS in my eyes rn

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Leanne Franson

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mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified