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you are not nearly funny or attractive enough for this

are we about to kiss?

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reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.

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[on date] *winks flirtily* and btw i am soooo haunted by the ghosts of my past mistakes and how preventable their consequences were. do you want me carnally

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baby girl i have attack patterns you couldn’t DREAM of memorizing

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disrespectful

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The art from the Magic: The Gathering cards Wedding Announcement and Wedding Festivity art by Caroline Gariba.

It is nice to see happy vampires enjoying themselves.

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tumblr tags are fucked up for me rn they type what im saying like 5 times like im trapped in a well and its echoing around how am i meant to make my little jokes now :(

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gender identity:

older brother in a teen movie who has caution tape and a hazardous waste symbol on his door

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do you see this shit my liege

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today my dad took my fucked up compy to the apple store for me bc i couldnt and he told me that the first thing the genius bar employee said was 'nice background'

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Cross posts in every platform I’m in because I want people to look at them

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Pandora’s Blog

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