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Kristen's parents getting disadvantage on insight checks from now til forever because this interaction was so unhinged is the funniest thing I've ever seen

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This joke didn't get the love it deserved

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sorry for being cute and earnest and silly I’ll try harder to be more nonchalant and unbothered and mysterious

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"Tell me what you see"

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@aurora-nebbins got some mitts for @quiddie (it’s winter her hands were cold)

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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

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my @d20exchange gift for the wonderful @wormtime123 <3 Riz & Kristen & the student president campaign, and the other bad kids are there too of course

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It's you. Despite everything, it's still you.

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the average creator will never canonize a crackship. zac oyama, who yes ands a crackship into canon once a quangle, is an outlier and will not be counted.

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AND SHE WAS RIGHT!!!

Based off the screen caps posted by @luckyfaeth

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i think something that's under appreciated a lot in fantasy high is that fig is supposed to be the rebellious archetype and she cant go anywhere without her mommy and daddy and other daddy

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My favourite Fantasy High bit is encapsulated during the Mooner Yulenear episode where you have Adaine, Riz, and Kristen doing plot stuff with a bunch of 20+ Investigation, Arcana, and Religion checks, smash cut to “i have TWO hot chocolates” and “i huck a snowball at Gorgug”

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sorry i swear to god there are like. ten fantasy high fans who are also fans of dungeons and dragons. im so so tired of people like “if they do another season which is soooooo unlikely they should do *insert something that’s compelling from a purely storytelling perspective but throws away the whole fucking reason why the show is what it is here*” instead of just understanding what a dungeons and dragons campaign is and how the pacing of the show has developed for the previous three seasons.

WHEN they do a fourth season (which they will, because they have no reason not to. it’s dropouts most popular PRODUCT period end of sentence) it will be called senior year and it will be the bad kids (potentially minus fig, because emily axford has voiced her opinion that she would like to play another character in the world of spyre) saving the world one last time as their senior year capstone project. over the course of that season they will level up to level 20, because that’s the dream of every single dungeons and dragons campaign and this is their ONLY opportunity to show us level 20 characters in dungeons and dragons legitimately. and they’ve set themselves up perfectly by leveling up five times each season so they’ll be level 20 for the final fight. adaine will cast wish. gorgug will have three attacks and better artificer equipment. fabian will have better bard spells and a third attack also. riz gukgak will be practically immune to AOE damage. kristen will cast divine intervention and it’ll work on a 20 or less. ally’s gonna roll a one on the d100. it’s going to be incredible.

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i can't believe the best moments that could ever happen happened. Brennan and Murph kiss. we all collectively hit a nat 20 after hitting a 3 and 8. Murph hit the second nat 20 of the night (also the only player nat 20 tonight). Siobhan does cutting words on a nat 1. happy 55th wedding. lou decimates murph in a wrestling match. wally "I'm sorry I can't join you because I hate staten island" kugrich. based kalvaxus hating crypto. we get the power to reroll one roll, immediately use it, and siobhan still has to help us. gilear is making death saving throws after being elbowed by a finance bro. aida "my heart burns with eternal fire. I'm gay as hell" aguefort. fire periodically blasts from the ground and heats up the whole arena. pete conlan with 5 points of damage to kalvaxus (with a cantrip). ricky matsui with 55 points of damage to kalvaxus. gilear kills kalvaxus. ally beardsley uses fireball but makes it dream magic "that's not super hot" and "is sparks". ricky tosses something to gilear and knocks him unconscious as aida takes him back to spyre. we raise 100'000 dollars for new york cares. we all hoot growl as the intrepid heroes and brennan leave.

the greatest night of my life. thanks new york.

edit: I FORGOT TO ADD K2 MAKING AN APPEARANCE IN THE REAL WORLD. shame on me. also rick perry brought a giant die.

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My part of an ahit art trade I did with @majormeilani, of her OC Wormie :)

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Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.

"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."

"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.

"He's one of them transgenders."

"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."