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mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality
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party rocking with a mouse tonight piece of cheese im gonna smash my penis off with a granite slab
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Stop pussy footing around it. Are you coming to my Chinese giant salamander's bar mitzvah or not
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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot
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hi landlady, have you ever thought of making mr j a little frilly collar like this? I think it would be very dashing and some cats don’t seem to mind…

Oh, it's one of the most famous works of Shotei Takahashi! Although I like his cats but I haven't thought to make it... Please give me some weeks...
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dont dudes get tired of jacking off to overwatch characters
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I remember when I was in Milwaukee I saw a cop get gunned down by a makeshift mg made from mufflers and stop signs and one of the stray bullets hit a weather balloon and suffocated dozens of children
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When I was but a wee baby high schooler I made this on my school issued chromebook and posted it to my og tumblr blog and I just knew in my heart it would do numbers but alas it got 1 note. (me on my other blog)
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