frogwhispererer

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daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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“How’s life?”

Me:

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Hey so immigrants aren't just "valuable" because they're hard workers and do all the "jobs no one wants to do." They're valuable because they're human beings. Hope this helps!

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disabled people who do not directly "contribute" to society and need large amounts of care and resources to survive deserve not only to survive but to have comfort, stability, and fun within their lives while they do. no compromises.

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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i have finally perfected my twitter feed

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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Me and who

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I call this the create a new problem technique

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"y'all's" is the best regional solution to the english second person plural possessive problem but "your guyses" is my favorite because it sucks

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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

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haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

[frogwhispererer]

haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps

[frogwhispererer]

haven't done my work but i did draw myself not doing my work. and the specter. not sure how this helps