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I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.

I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!

You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.

How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”

I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.

Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-

Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.

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my friends this weekend all of a sudden

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I have a raging hard on for medieval/armor inspired fashion

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Roomba literally just sitting in a tub of water while Pepe holds down her towel.

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May i request a fusion of past spinel and pink or trauma spinel and steven?

Yeah! Sute thing!

Oh wait wrong pic

Still not quite

Gee my PC must be glitching

Here it is! The the maximum incarnation of a teenager: Rubellite!

Get it? bc she’s a rebell teen(? Ok I shut up. Here’s a lil comic:

Hope you like it uwu.

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my gemsona is CRYSTAL METH

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“you’ve changed.” “I know, I’m a transformer.“

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Weather and water witches, time to do your thing and send rain to Australia 🌧🌧🌧

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L A R I M A R

I know I’ve posted this baby one too many times, but I keep feeling the urge to update her.

Back in 2014, I had a handful of gemsonas, but one of my favorites was my Larimar. I’ve kept it so close to my heart that I ended up making her according to canon, keeping her gem placement as it was before and her character traits.

REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED!!!

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So I commissioned @gem-flow to do my Pastel Pink Pearl And Emerald gemsonas. He’s so amazing and I’m so proud of him and happy to have him as a friend. Thanks a ton ❤️

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EVERYONE STOP AND LOOK AT THIS

Have you ever heard of Shaun Keenan? Probably not, but you have now.

Amazing art of dinosaurs in the wild American West? Yes please!

There’s so many he’s done and they’re all just the best aesthetic.

What I never knew I needed but a void has definitely been filled.

Go to his website and give some support!

http://shaunkeenan.com/

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the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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Credit: @Pet_Foolery

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Hello Galaxy and dear friends,

This is a love letter for all the people that accompanied me in this last decade, even those I lost, even if our friendship got lost, you taught me so many things in a brand new world, and I wish I could forever stay this young, so I can see how far we’ve come. I identifie myself as a pioneer of the fandom of Steven Universe, 2014, a great year full of joy and charm in this website I now recall. Thank you very much dear followers, thank you so much dear close friends, and thank you everyone in the next list, who were always there:

@chromarrays, @mysticspectrolite, @schlander-art, @mr-paip. @citrus-gem, @schuyersblog, @gems-of-the-council, @xxwatupxx, @hammer-draws, @stringy-glitter, @dailygemsonas, @fierce-amber, @whitediamond778, Et. alli!

Follow your dreams, don’t give up, go against the world, and don’t give a fuck! We’re here to change the world, we can do it and we will!

This year I’m gonna be working on my own series project, that means I’m gonna be more inactive, but down below there’s a surprise for those special followers!