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Iff the pope was dead I would be at the conclave right nnow so someone is nnt telling, the truth
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I have no time for these joke’s im a priest
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Why isn’t the pope responding to my carrier pigeons
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barber surgeon says I have a priest infection
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Quasimodo my horrid son….. fetch me a lawyer at once
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Where did you get this picture
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Congrats on this blog making it into a gacha game

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It’s okay…
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Sigh.
What is this bit anymore even. Why am I still doing this. I’m obsolete. Obsolete I say! I used to be sexy. People complimented me for my songs. My gimmick made a sad, sick sort of sense. I even got into a fight with Sora! And I had a girlfriend who was a chef. I don’t miss her. Quasimodo hasn’t visited ever since he got that job at the only Radio Shack in France (Nice, if you were wondering). The world has moved on without me… perhaps for the better. Is it time to hang up this big hat, for good? These grapes will never taste as sweet as they once did…. but youth isn’t everything. I’ve done terrible things, yes. 🙌 But I am still here… in my cold cathedral with its burnt out clock tower. Frollo… remains.
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What is this bit anymore even. Why am I still doing this. I’m obsolete. Obsolete I say! I used to be sexy. People complimented me for my songs. My gimmick made a sad, sick sort of sense. I even got into a fight with Sora! And I had a girlfriend who was a chef. I don’t miss her. Quasimodo hasn’t visited ever since he got that job at the only Radio Shack in France (Nice, if you were wondering). The world has moved on without me… perhaps for the better. Is it time to hang up this big hat, for good? These grapes will never taste as sweet as they once did…. but youth isn’t everything. I’ve done terrible things, yes. 🙌 But I am still here… in my cold cathedral with its burnt out clock tower. Frollo… remains.
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I’ve been trying to get a bite. I’ve been living the lonely life. Ho. I don’t think you’re right for him. Hey. Took a bus from Notre dame, you were standing in canal. Ho. And at the feast, you’d be standing next to priest. Hey.
Hey
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