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fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 馃槶馃槶馃槶
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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Oh no! You killed your crazy mom! She came to apologize for being so crazy. But now she can't apologize because she's so dead. God, look at her brains. They're all over our shoes. Your Mom: Is Gone.
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sir are you eating the bell
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Good Morning!!! Here's to many cool and normal years ahead!!!
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LMAO THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE
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I wanted to see if there was a longer version of that Sabrina fortnite clip and im glad there is
EDIT: MIKU PERSPECTIVE
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am i doing this wright anything agency (emphasis on the anything) thing right?
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(x) id lose my fucking mind. imagine climbing nearly 10k ft of elevation thinking you're the first to ever do it n turns out someone beat you to it a millennium ago
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tell me in the tags if you sleep w the tv on/music playing or if it has to be pitch black/silent
#has to be dark. not pitch black but no bright lights at all#i used to have white noise but not anymore
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just got a job at PEMDAS as an Exponent
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Trucy & Mr. Hat :)
Putting them in Calvin and Hobbes strips is my favorite pastime actually





source: Bill Watterson鈥檚 Calvin and Hobbes!! just to be clear, these are all preexisting strips :)

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i think it is healthy for me to be a judgmental bitch and cunt etc
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becarse we all just a wanna be big rockstar

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