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#vullaby#oh right. now this is perhaps one of the ugliest pokémon of all time. vulture diaper baby? huh? why though#like i Like mandibuzz. they could've followed before it with something so much better than this#for a dark-flying type it's like. okay i guess you kinda associate it with death because of the skull? but also#then it should be ghost-type. ghost/flying-type sounds pretty damn cool for mandibuzz#but vullaby… not really…
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#braviary#truly i do prefer hisuian braviary but this thing is kindof silly i am realizing#looks like some sort of grumpy old man from this angle‚ perhaps#but the typing… make it more interesting… which is why i prefer hisuian braviary
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#rufflet#tried to shiny hunt this guy multiple times but somehow it always eludes me#this one and zorua. the most difficult shinies for Me Personally to get‚ consistently. never have gotten either of them#but i would want a shiny *hisuian* braviary anyway :/ i like it more than regular braviary
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#bouffalant#trying to rotate this thing for some reason made it very scared#but also it's such an underutilized design. really good design but c'mooon. normal? pure normal-type? and no evolutions? :/#why does fuckin tauros have to be more relevant than this thing
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#bisharp#said pawniard friend is fine with bisharp. but he Really doesn't like kingambit#i don't remember why. i'll have to ask. but i know he goes on a solid Rant every time i ask him about it#i think he doesn't like how it's sitting down or something like that. idk there's a lot he doesn't like about it#i don't think it's that bad. but i also think that bisharp is cool. and i can see bisharp likers wanting bisharp to Remain the final evo
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#pawniard#i have a friend who played bw as a kid#and when he was a kid‚ the first pawniard he ever saw was a shiny#and so when he caught it‚ it populated his pokédex as blue. because it's the only one he'd seen#and so when he found another pawniard later on and it was red‚ he got really excited and thought it was a shiny#until he kept seeing them everywhere and then Processed#so he likes pawniard as a result of having had that experience#thus‚ for his birthday last year i hunted him two shiny pawniard in sv#this is the same guy who sent me that picture of his guitar for the april fools bits. and the same guy who has pesto#i should go visit pesto today…#also yeah for the pesto fans out there: i regret to inform you that pesto is not my cat#but he is a cat that i see quite often when i go visit#which is rather often
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#golurk#just about everyone in the discord who is active has seen the clip of when i got a shiny one of these#the evil shiny one. which. if you've been around for long enough you know what an evil shiny is#so i don't need to talk about that. but what i DO need to reference is this one seemingly obscure tumblr post#what do you MEAN it doesn't affect golurk??#oh hell i tried to look this post up to verify that i was remembering it right but i can't find it#someone out there has to know the post. it's like. what do you mean thunderous kick doesn't affect golurk… it's not a ground type…#and it's a really good post and i voiced it as a few pmdfbr characters one time but i never posted it because i#don't talk about pmdfbr online. that one
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#golett#i have more in general to say about golurk so i'll save it for that one#golett is just a small cute version of golurk
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#druddigon#okay. admittedly i forgot this thing existed but HOOOOLY shit are its angles so good#i would post all of this thing's angles that were on the polls. insanely stupid looking creature#bro is SO spiky and bro's head is SO weirdly shaped#you're not supposed to see both of its eyes at once. this is like that sonic plush with the mouth on both sides so you could see it from#each side. but if you look at it from the bottom it's fucked up#this pokémon is like that
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#mienshao#yuuuuup gen 9 favoritism treatment. though i feel like mienshao's 3d models have always been a little hit-or-miss#by which i mean mostly misses. it's just always looked better in the art#i think it's because it's looking to the side in all the art so its face is more pleasantly shaped#the pupils are SO big. that it looks pretty strange from most angles#and really seems to thrive in a 2d environment#like i still love mienshao and all but damn. their poses too. all their cool poses definitely look better from One Particular Angle#aka. thriving in 2d#damn. it's still mienshao though so it's peak#underrated pokémon especially by furries. furries are all over lucario and braixen but mienshao is RIGHT here guys
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#mienfoo#frequently do i forget that mienshao has a prevo#it's a completely different color and all but i also just like mienshao way too much. i need to shiny hunt one one of these days#but i dunno how i feel about the pink. i like the purple more#but my shinies :/
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#stunfisk#i wonder what this thing Is. anyway yadda yadda i saw galarian stunfisk first#interesting typing but sandy shoals or whatever paradox magneton's name is stole it#i didn't get any fuckin sleep last night i am seeing double rn. i need to go to bed
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#accelgor#oh right. the pokémon that really only exists after you've beaten the main story and now you want to complete your pokédex#well. here it is
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#shelmet#woah! a psmd reference!#i acknowledge that shelmet Is Indeed in psmd. and he is a Somewhat Central Character to the Main Cast of the First Half#Of The Game. but also. it is shelmet. and when i look at it and really think about it#well‚ it is shelmet. and it is this and it looks like this and it is whatever that is#and. huh?
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#cryogonal#oh i thought for a while to think of something to say about this and i could not do it#well it is shapes. i don't really know what to do with shapes. i wonder if there is anyone who likes this pokémon or even has ever used it
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#beartic#oh right. this exists! i almost certainly commented on this in the cubchoo tags but#i don't see much relation. between cubchoo and this. i guess i only just now noticed that like. the texture basically shows that the#ice beard is coming out of their nose but it strikes me as more of an ice mustache#truly‚ they both just live in the same habitat#two unrelated ice bear pokémon
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#cubchoo#i think everyone universally thinks this thing is at least somewhat Gross but also unfortunately kindof cute because it is baby bear#but like. damn. that sucks. why the hell did they do this to you‚ dude#this is such an unfortunate pokémon. could you imagine being this thing#dude for its animation it fuckin sucks the snot up into its nose and it just comes back out#yuck! it's horrid. and it's FROZEN? it's been out there so long it FROZE? but it still. WOBBLES. for its idle animation#hmm. perhaps i should stop harping on about this
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