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it would be the most fun gay people have had since the golden age of disco

everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

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if my fiancée suggested we went to Disney World on our honeymoon I think I’d just pack it in and ghost them

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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

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I will never forget when he said this ✊😔

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake

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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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maybe he just doesn’t like you girl

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ily weird girl. what is up with you.

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girl you are CRAZY

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Every time I think god I need therapy I ask myself what would i say to my therapist???

And I go over topics in my mind and what do I think a therapist would answer and then I’m just like shit that’s true

And it takes like 5 min max and it’s free so,

girl