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#flptgifs#that thing you do#that thing you do!#faye dolan#guy patterson#liv tyler#tom everett scott#faye x guy#guy x faye
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#flptgifs#barb and star#barb and star go to vista del mar#barb & star#richard cheese#mark jonathan davis
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here's to galvanized nails and cardboard females
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#flptgifs#that thing you do#that thing you do!#tom hanks#faye dolan#guy patterson#charlize theron#tom everett scott#liv tyler
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well, I like wisconsin
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#flptgifs#barb and star#barb and star go to vista del mar#richard cheese#mark jonathan davis#annie mumolo#kristen wiig
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I want you to know when you hold my hand you hold my heart
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god I'm so glad I stole that little boy
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entries in count longardeaux's book of party tricks, redneck jokes, and worldly records
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We're not the Wonders right now. We're Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters.
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#flptgifs#barb and star#barb and star go to vista del mar#sharon gordon fisherman#kristen wiig#reyn doi
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The Wonders on tour in the summer of 1964
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I had a dream that I made love with that man on the Pringles can.
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so what are you saying? that you...gulp!...want his bod?
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The Bass Player + The Chantrelline
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Gentlemen, is there a problem? There is in the sense that you seem to have hired a cartoon.
series of my favorite jane wickline tiktoks
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Sergeant: For a case as serious as this one, we didn't want to take any chances, 'kay? You three are the best. Michael: *overlapping* I don't know about the best. Kyle: *overlapping You're very kind. Sergeant: Kyle here, of course, led the landmark investigation in Acker, Michael Bell the most acclaimed private detective in New York. Kyle: *off screen* A legend. Michael: An honor to be here. Sergeant: And of course, there's no need to introduce Sammy Solvesitfast. Sammy: *wearing a stupid hat and talking like a hammy child actor* I'll get to the bottom of this! Sergeant: The first killing that we know of-- Michael: Sorry to interrupt, sergeant, I think there is a need to introduce-- Kyle: I would also actually love to hear a little bit more. Sergeant: Of course. Detective, would you like to introduce yourself? Sammy: Sure. My name's Sammy, but my friends call me "Puzzle Piece." I cracked the case of the Cookie Crook, and I busted the Birthday Bandit. Michael: *disbelieving look* Sergeant: Detective Samuel is the absolute best. Sammy: Hey, I just follow the clues. Sergeant: So the first killing in Tucson seems like-- Kyle: Just to go back, would you say that you're a PI? Sammy: Sort of. I solve neighborhood mysteries for 50 cents. Kyle: *unimpressed look* Michael: Sergeant, what is going on here? Kyle: *off screen* What does that mean? Sergeant: Gentlemen, is there a problem? Kyle: I-- Yeah, kind of. Michael: There is in the sense that you seem to have hired a cartoon. Sergeant: I assure you, Detective S is as legitimate as the nose on my face. Sergeant: Now, I'm asking you all to refrain from interjecting unless you have something useful to say. Kyle: *shakes his head* Michael: I think the Pennsylvania murder is not connected; it's a goose chase, and we should stop wasting resources on it. Kyle: I agree. I think we should focus on Charmaine. Sergeant: And Sammy? Sammy: I say check the scene of the crime for footprints. Kyle: Oh my god. Sammy: Sometimes footprints leading away from a crime scene can lead you right to the person you're looking for. Kyle: Sergeant?? Sergeant: Detectives. Sammy: My next idea is to see if any of the suspects claim to have been somewhere on February 29th. Sure, that could've been true--in a LEAP YEAR. Kyle: How old are you? Sammy: That depends. Should I include my half birthday? Sammy: Sorry, gentlemen, I have to take this. Sammy: *on the phone* Detective Solvesitfast. You talk fast, and I'll do the solvesinit. Michael: If you don't dismiss the child detective, I'm gonna find out who the murderer is, and I'm going to team up with them. Kyle: Me too. I will too. Sergeant: You're all used to being number one, so I expected some headbutting at first-- Sammy: *on the phone* Roger that! Sammy: *hangs up* That was my mom. She says I have a piano lesson and have to come home immediately. Sergeant: We'll wait till you return to resume things Michael: *off screen* Are you serious? Kyle: What? Sammy: Thanks, sarge, and I can't wait to get back to it. Sergeant: Wow. They really don't make them like that anymore.
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