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DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

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hold on something just happened

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My manager was like. "I found the best video on YouTube" and I said "oh?" And he said it's called "one hour of silence periodically interrupted by the sound of a metal pole clanking" and proceeded to play it

Every time the pole clanks he spooks like a wild horse and keeps getting more and more frustrated

We are about 20 minutes in and he's like "god I can't wait for this to be over" refusing to turn it off

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

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I ain’t afraid of no goats.

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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Hooray! Yay! Dykes!

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why does viva la vida by coldplay always go so hard. i hear those opening strings and instantly im a cynical and mournful king walking through his overthrown kingdom like oh shit I totally did used to rule the world!!! I used to roll the dice and feel the fear in my enemies’ eyes but now im literally sweeping the streets I used to own!!!! idk what it is about this song but for some reason i can’t explain

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this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think

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I don't care if this is real or not, i want this to be known as "having a rowling"

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.

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asoiaf reddit: here’s a statement grrm made 17 years ago as of today. he actually thought he would be finished by now😂 WHAT AN IDIOT

asoiaf tumblr: POLL—which kingsguard member, living or dead, had the tightest hole?