EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LAUGH AT THIS GUY
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communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp
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The real best starburst flavor is when you put one of each in your mouth all at once (orange and yellow on one side and pink and red on the other) and slowly chew them up altogether no I've never been screened for autism why do you ask?
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can you imagine how pissed luke would be if he learned that yoda used to do thousands of space samurai super backflips and chose to teach him how to fight in a boring way instead
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if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers
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tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for
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You mean the keyboard clit?
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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me
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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating
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