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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives
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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way
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when you listen to a song and it gives you inspiration to daydream an answer to the plot hole in the story building inside your head

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South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!
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At the market still, super bored at the booth so I made y'all this

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rise. live. fight. think about women. do not waver
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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published
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"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck
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