i've picked up this new habit of just frequently telling me wife that i'm "grabbing and shaking" her. i'll just message her out of the blue and say "grabs and shakes you btw." "grabs you grabs you grabs you." "shakes you shakes you shakes you." i do this like at least once every twenty minutes throughout the day.
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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay
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forgot to post this piece of my vday tonu boy making arrangements
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I really like how many of the world’s most iconic structures and places are just right next to some of the most mundane stuff imaginable, for example
Stonehenge
Is right next to a busy road
The Pyramids of Giza
Are at the outskirts of Cairo
Niagara Falls
Are part of the town of the same name
And Agrippa’s Pantheon
Is crammed inside downtown Rome
It just so interesting to notice.
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They had a meme contest at the hospital one time and this was my favorite (for obv reasons)
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lined commissions commissioned by @detect-thoughts of their original character (second image) as well as @ghoulgeists characters (first and third image)💙
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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(sigh) ah shit, here we go again
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IT’S AWOOO SEASON
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I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.
My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love
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tumblr users when you present the concept of a tradeoff
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