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I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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Less than three days to the 2022 yule goat!

Friendly reminder that on the 27th the 2022 yule goat of Gävle will be erected

Here's the link to the live streaming of the inauguration, that will start at 16:00 (+1 GMT): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFi13M4ZnKE

Let's the game begins!

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shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you’re so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things

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That’s it, the Professor is truly the King of Sass

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was thinking about why the lack of female characters in lotr and the hobbit dosen’t feel like exclusion and it’s because they’re just dudes being friends, like they are all just a gang of besties wandering about and the three female characters basically go “right we’re doing this now” and they all just go “alright we’re doing this now :)”

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I told the hibachi guy to "make me regret being born" when he asked how spicy I wanted my spicy chicken, and he just nodded solemnly. I'll see you all in Valhalla

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you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

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I think the guy who is here right now to install my dishwasher might be some kind of mythical spirit. 

The first guys could deliver the new dishwasher but couldn’t unhook the old one; it took my building guy three visits to get the plumbing sorted out so that the new one could be installed. Then two guys showed up earlier today to haul away the old one but couldn’t because it wasn’t fully disconnected from the power supply and they’re not insured to handle that kind of thing.

This dude didn’t even need me to let him into the building. He just showed up at my unit’s front door. He said “is the power off to the dishwasher” and I said “Yes” and he said “okay, that’s all I need, go do ya thing” and waved me out of the kitchen. 

Also the Cryptids, who are terrified of almost everyone except me and Auntie A, and who needed several days to acclimate to my mother before they’d be in her presence, are not only not afraid of him but fascinated by him. They’ve been watching him from the hallway the entire time. 

If he installs the dishwasher and then just disappears with the old one without leaving through the door, I won’t even be surprised. 

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I love this dude, but mostly I’m excited that cable knit sweaters exist in Star Wars