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i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’
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fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing
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i am always kidding but i am also always serious. do not underestimate me
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You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.
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mingulay:
i didnt have anything better to say
That’s fair I guess
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mingulay:
discipline is hard to learn but important when you use it with discretion
mmmmmmmmperhaps
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mingulay:
you just gotta get good at pain management and self control and really just ride the vengeful adrenaline & self medicate with booze
Pain management I can do
Self control and self medicating with booze...
eh
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mingulay:
@frozenfingers i regularly walk off stab wounds because, again, im a big butch
That’s not exactly what I meant but I won’t deny that that’s impressive
#Ive only been stabbed like once and I didn't do so hot afterwards#Emergency mutation activation isnt fun
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lokiofnone:
Cheating is the only way to get ahead in these tough economic times.
This is true
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lokiofnone:
I’d say it’s the only way that isn’t cheating.
Then I’ll have to figure out how to cheat genetics
#Do you think it would be feasible for me to actually get a healing factor by getting a godblood transfusion#Im just brainstorming here
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lokiofnone:
It’s genetic.
That’s cheating
#Are you at all like uh#myth loki as in there was the whole asgardian godblood transfusion or whatever
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Also how could you possibly out heal CHOKING
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