frozennoelle - Tumblr blog

[frozennoelle]

YOU LOST IT AGAIN????????????????

[frozennoelle]

The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"

And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!

[frozennoelle]

me @ my body: perhaps… since it’s summer… you could sleep without the blanket?

my body: interesting thought! interesting thought. but no

[frozennoelle]

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

[frozennoelle]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[frozennoelle]

jessica really said “god forbid women do anything” and doomed an entire people to war by installing her twink son as a false prophet by stealing her cult’s 10,000 year old breeding program propaganda

[frozennoelle]

george lucas couldn’t do it

[frozennoelle]

I love the concept of Tooks. "Everybody in the Shire is very very businesslike and respectable and has no use for adventures except for this one entire family of mad lads who also run the municipal government"

[frozennoelle]

feel like none of the older members of the rebellion figured out who Luke was till after the battle of Yavin btw. like beforehand they were very pushed for time and would just have been like this new kid seems nice and Leia's vouching for him, Luke something?? we need bodies urgently after everything that happened at Scarif

then afterwards Dodona or someone would be like where's that new kid i want to shake him by the hand. hey well done new kid. what was your name again?

shortly thereafter calling a meeting of various rebellion higher ups like ok sound off does anyone know if Anakin Skywalker had a secret kid? or like any siblings? any known relatives? I'm not fucking around this is is not a drill we have another Skywalker repeat we have a Skywalker

[frozennoelle]

Leia: explain to me how you got injured

Luke, not wanting to explain that he convinced Wedge to shoot real live blaster bolts at him to see if he could deflect them with his lightsaber (he got most of them):

Luke: surprise ambush

Leia: at 0400 hours last night? On Home One? Localised entirely to the pilot's sleeping quarters?

Luke: yeah I thought it was weird too

[frozennoelle]

I love how Obi-Wan enters a hug. He always stretches out his arms way before he reaches the person. It's very "hugs please!" And I love it😩

So cute🥺

[frozennoelle]

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

[frozennoelle]

“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

[frozennoelle]

Remembering the one Hades and Persephone fanfic retelling I read where the author had clearly never eaten a pomegranate in their life and just had the character in the Persephone role take a bite out of the side like an apple

[frozennoelle]

The Battle of the five Armies countdown - day 21 of 30

Bonus: 

[frozennoelle]

Group of friends who are close because they all have the same superpower except no they don't.

[frozennoelle]

Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion