children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
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FUCKING GETCH OU
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I hope Mary Shelley wrote these little incests stories with the intention of horror and showing how society is unnatural, relies on a power structure that is built to oppress the individual, and not like "uh oh, it's the early 19 century and nobody is questioning the colonialist dogmas, everyting I write about this family is ideal to me and normalized in this society"
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hey sorry your boyfriend was mistaken for the king and stabbed through the curtains. yeah he was wrapped in cloth and left to rot. he’s at supper now. no, he’s not eating. the worms are feasting on him now. oh and - yeah the prince just called him a dumb bitch. sorry.
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every time i say “thats enough internet:]” i promptly open this godless app bc no one on here could possibly be real
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The Lodgers: Why does Jekyll always do the laundry so loudly?
Lanyon: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.
Jekyll, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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