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my friends and i can't stop referencing this post
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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?
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“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*
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i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though
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i dont "Practice" anything. i Rawdog it. And if im not good first try i GIVE UP.

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ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself
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found a better thing to say to sneezing than "bless you"
the world isn't ready for my genius
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ever since i was a child ive had a headache
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