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clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

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Why is this just me and several of my friends?

PLEASE JUST EXCEPT MY PLATONIC LOVE AND CARE PLEASE!!!!

''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

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''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

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I thought it said ‘have some whiskey’ for a moment and I think that’s also valid

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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Ancient Greek Punishment: UI Edition is an odd little experience that allows you to reenact the punishments bestowed by ancient Greek gods in UI form!

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Browser)

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Lyfrassir edda :)

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Like a true dad

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Lyfrassir edda :)

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this video is making me lose it right now i cant stop replaying it its so funny

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]