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steam notifications

your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria

coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University

ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac

the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring

rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2

your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)

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dude you are really good at video games. that's so cool. would you like to use your penis to have sex with me?

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Now I know something you don’t

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The Tudor Peasant I met with my time machine: so thy pocket minstrel singeth on thy command?

Me: uh yeah

The Tudor peasant: and thy minstrel is no mere devilry but the fruit of learned men?

Me: yeah…? Dude I thought you’d be more scared or something

The Tudor peasant: bid thy minstrel to sing for us “Propane Nightmares” once more. And louder this time.

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ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

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きらめく海と少女��す。

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I have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

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this frame from krusty krab training video is so underrated to me why does nobody talk about it

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🌠 ⋆｡°

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A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

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berry and bear

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