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Pictured: The exact moment Dagon realized he may have miscalculated on his plan to invade Tamriel.

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Gortash: If Durge had an iron deficiency I would simply crack my bones open so they could feed on my marrow btw. If you even care. Ketheric: ... I did not need to know this. But it is probably easier, and more sustainable, to just buy them some iron supplements. Gortash: That sounds stupid as fuck to me. And it completely lacks intimacy. I'd give them my liver if they asked.

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bane has a chart in his office with each of his godly allies' names on it, and each time they do something that pleases him, he puts a gold star sticker on the chart next to their name. every time one of them accumulates five stars, he lets them pick a prize out of a box he keeps under his desk. myrkul has twenty stars, while bhaal has negative seventy (he pretends so hard that it doesn't bother him but it actually makes him so so mad)

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ART GIRT

A gift for one of my favourite artists) For EllyM

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My mom, upon seeing Gortash as my lockscreen: you got this douchebag on your phone?

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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

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"It is strange, this reaction I have to garlic. In all my wanderings, in all my research, I have never encountered another vampire thusly affected. It is true that some popular lore holds that all vampires have an inherent weakness to garlic, but this is simply not the case. My situation, as far as I can tell, is unique."

--Vicente Valtieri, not realizing he has an allergy to garlic unrelated to his vampirism

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nothing in the new fallout show will ever have the raw cinematic power of this bit

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couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

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this is me like… trying to remember I have a tumblr account to post stuff too

I’ve been playing baldur’s gate 3 lately

this guy tho

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Gortash: I think I'm in love with Durge.

Ketheric:

Gortash: Any thoughts?

Ketheric: And prayers. You're going to need them.

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source: hogwarts legacy tik tok id link it but my phone is forcing me to log into tik tok to do so fuck that

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