fshbxnes
fshbxnes
Chemistry Lab Made Of Meat
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1.) YOU GOTTA BE A DOWN ASS FOOL2.) FAST AND LOUD IS GOOD ENOUGH3.) DONT GIVE A FUCK (ROCK LIKE NO ONES WATCHING)4.) SPIT.5.) NO DICKS. NO RACISTS.6.) YOU CAN JUST WEAR SUNGLASSES7.) BEER LIMIT: 10008.) ITS ALL IN THE HIPS
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fshbxnes · 37 minutes ago
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
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fshbxnes · 38 minutes ago
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honestly, especially in the current state of the world, you all have GOT to kill whatever puritanical voice inside your head keeps insisting that if something is erotic it has no social, artistic, or intellectual merit.
stop acting as if someone can’t enjoy both erotica and literary fiction or classics. it’s not some dichotomy.
stop acting as if erotic art can’t be poignant and meaningful. and that includes all erotic art - not just fine art.
stop insisting that sex scenes or erotic material ruin movies and shows just because you, personally, get icked out watching it.
no, not all erotic art is high art, and not all erotic art is meant to invoke deep intellectual discussion - but insisting that makes erotic art valueless, a disservice to intellectualism, or whatever else - does nothing but add fuel to a fire built on conservative ideology.
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fshbxnes · 41 minutes ago
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Aren’t I?
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fshbxnes · 43 minutes ago
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fshbxnes · 50 minutes ago
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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fshbxnes · 51 minutes ago
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possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who 
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fshbxnes · 1 hour ago
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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.
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fshbxnes · 22 hours ago
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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange
Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!
Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!
And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.
Last place is still a place, baby.
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fshbxnes · 2 days ago
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fshbxnes · 2 days ago
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people really seem to struggle with the idea that you can think something is dickhead behaviour and still not want it to be illegal
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fshbxnes · 2 days ago
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fshbxnes · 2 days ago
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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
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fshbxnes · 2 days ago
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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.
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fshbxnes · 2 days ago
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“I asked chatGPT” well I asked my friend Tao Yang and he is standing about 10 seconds away and is going to run at you screaming
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fshbxnes · 2 days ago
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Has anyone spit realer fax
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fshbxnes · 2 days ago
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fshbxnes · 2 days ago
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I don’t like that game changer has become synonymous with “ooh big crazy twist” and seemingly neither does Sam + the writers, so I’m glad there’s still some simpler episodes in this season where it’s just cute fun little games the whole time to remind people what the actual point of the show is
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