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And I mean this in the nicest way possible: you fucked up.
all my homies stan sad-ist’s dream smp war animatic
seriously. 10/10 worth the watch
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i’ve been trying to hold back but. i gotta see what bill and ted fanfic is like. i gotta do it
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me, bleeding to death: help…. me
friend running in: WHAT HAPPENED?? WHO DID THIS TO YOU???
me, pointing: he… he did it
the murderer in the distance:

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A saving grace of tumblr is that I don’t have to see Influencers™️.
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when you’re given an opportunity to change your life, be ready to do whatever it takes to make it happen. the world doesn’t give things, you take things.
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“𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑦𝑛, 𝑤𝘩𝑜 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒? 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒." "𝐶𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑎 𝑆𝑡. 𝐽𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠.”
» 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲𝐧 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐨
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@literatureladies mission 01: pride
When you’re given an opportunity to change your life, be ready to do whatever it takes to make it happen. The world doesn’t give things, you take things.
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“ nobody deserves anything, ” evelyn says. “ it’s simply a matter of who’s willing to go and take it for themselves. no one is just a victim or a victor. everyone is somewhere in between. people who go around casting themselves as one or the other are not only kidding themselves, but they’re also painfully unoriginal. ”
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the most nuanced characters radiate all 9 types of energy
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“Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper.”
― Taylor Jenkins Reid, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo
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Red, White & Royal Blue | Casey Mcquiston ““In an hour, every person in America will be able to look at a screen and see their First Son and his boyfriend. And, across the Atlantic, almost as many will look up over a beer at a pub or dinner with their family or a quiet night in and see their youngest prince, the most beautiful one, Prince Charming. This is it. October 2, 2020, and the whole world watched, and history remembered.”
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