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#1 thing I hate about you#1 angry man#goodfella#the silence of the lamb#the usual suspect#the incredible#no country for old man#the grape of wrath
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HYPOTHETICAL. YOU ARE STAYING AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE. YOU KNOW THEM INCREDIBLY WELL AND ARE VERY CLOSE. YOU ARE STAYING FOR THE MONTH AND SOME CHANGE.
KEEPING IN MIND THAT BODILY INTERACTION CLEAN AND QUIET AND OUT OF SIGHT IS ALREADY A GIVEN. NUANCE IS FOR ETHICAL NUANCE, NOT SITUATIONAL NUANCE.
IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE ANSWER GET INTO A HUGE FIGHT IN THE REPLIES.
#it鈥檚 another bodily function#if someone stays at my place for a month I expect them to eat and shit too#same rules#don鈥檛 make a mess and try not to be too loud
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Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight
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I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...
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(deep in my coal mine) huh. maybe canaries just do that.
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Jerking off is incest
Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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