I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful
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media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex
me: ok
media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex
me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this
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I’ve been thinking abt starting the exorcist …it has sexy gay dilfs doesn’t it ?
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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning
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I wish everybody was anxious enough to be as spacially aware in the grocery store as me
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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
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queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now
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Men love me for my cadaver swag. The way my skin is cold like a corpse, my off-putting demeanor, and the way I stand in the threshold of the still-living and the dead.
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