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ok this is going to sound weird but were you by any chance at a wendys today wearing a jotaro hat bc i was working front register and i saw someone who looked JUST like you wearing a jotaro hat and i know you live in ohio so either i accidentally met one of my favorite bloggers giving her burgers or you have a doppelganger hanging around mentor ohio

I’M GOING TO SCREAM YEAH THAT WAS ME LMAO 

OH MY GOOOOOOD

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The sanctions won't even work on a group like Lions' Den so this is just pointless anti Palestinian-ism

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Wish I could hop into my bed like they do in paper marlio

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Dungeon Meshi - 'Chapter 50 Dumplings I' cover art vs Volume 1 cover art

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“Rich kids should go to public schools. The mayor should ride the subway to work. When wealthy people get sick, they should be sent to public hospitals. Business executives should have to stand in the same airport security lines as everyone else. The very fact that people want to buy their way out of all of these experiences points to the reason why they shouldn’t be able to. Private schools and private limos and private doctors and private security are all pressure release valves that eliminate the friction that would cause powerful people to call for all of these bad things to get better. The degree to which we allow the rich to insulate themselves from the unpleasant reality that others are forced to experience is directly related to how long that reality is allowed to stay unpleasant. When they are left with no other option, rich people will force improvement in public systems. Their public spirit will be infinitely less urgent when they are contemplating these things from afar than when they are sitting in a hot ER waiting room for six hours themselves.”

— Everyone Into The Grinder

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personally if I saw a bi woman at pride with her cishet boyfriend I would be very happy to see that she has someone that loves and supports her given that 61% of bisexual women have experienced some form of intimate partner violence

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A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

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this tubu poodee wungus bidii slorgo poob has it for you corporation name nonsense is so funny to me bc it's either that there's such a massive disconnect between the bourgeois and their peons now that they don't need nor care to spend money on guys who can come up with better names, or that american capitalism and its storied history has been doing its thing for so long that every more fitting name has just been straight up taken already, so they're having to buy up real estate in the absolute most random sets of somewhat sensible-sounding letters. and i can't tell which one is funnier

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in the last 24 hours staff has told a trans woman (maia crimew) a rape threat in her inbox doesn’t count as violating TOS, and deleted a trans woman’s completely normal average blog (charlottan) happy fucking pride lmao

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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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Isn't it technically racist for white people to be friends with poc? Aren't they just white washing the friend group & taking advantage of their white privilege to feel included?

shut the fuck up

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you ok sponge bob?

Im not fucking playing with you son of a bitch