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"You're a nerd, like always."
”I know you are but what am I ?? “
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"Honestly, no idea. But i'm pretty sure it was."
”has it always been this cold here?”
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He's gonna awkwardly look away now.
"I’ont know what ya do in ya free time, but I cert’nly hope it aint involvin’ runnin’ round in circles"
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"sorry, Nerd. You're lying to yourself."
”Mines like lightning-means I’m definitely faster than you to.”
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"yes—— it’s quite tragic, isn’t it?"
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✵-fuckingdasher (IT'DBECUTEOKAY)
Send me ✵ to catch my muse under the mistletoe!
he laughed loudly as they ducked into the nearest room, arms full of marshmallows stolen from the cocoa room. he leaned in the doorway, breathing heavily with a large grin. of course he was a lot more out of breath than dasher— still the other reindeer looked a little strained too; probably from laughing so much on the way back.
“that was a good one dash !!! i—”
he’d been putting some marshmallows in his mouth when he looked up && saw the mistletoe above.
”oh !!!”
he moved forward and gave his friend a big kiss on the cheek followed by a sugary kiss on the lips to follow the rules.
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"Who should we put in a closet first?"
’ let’s do this. ’
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"Ew, my name's better, nerd."
”You’re jealous that I got a cool name like Blitzen”
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fuckiingmrsclaus:
❝ why, i don’t believe that for a second! are you planning on doing something to vixen? or anyone else? ❞
"Oh, c'mon, Mrs. C! Vixen tried to be faster than me!!"
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fuckiingmrsclaus:
❝ dasher! what are you up to so late in the evening? ❞
"Uhhhmmm...Running?"
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fuckingviixen:
❝ hey, that’s mine !! give it back, give it back! ❞
"Never !! You can't be faster than me !!! "
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fuckiingmrsclaus
"Mrs. C!"
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fuckingclarice
"Clarice? You're a human too?!"
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fuckingviixen:
she’s putting the shoes on.
He steals a shoe, frowning.
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"No shit, sherlock."
”——it’s cold.”
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