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[recoiling] your pussy is, quite frankly, gooner slop
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saying "the age of 30 is in demand" near an elf and she looks at you with abject disgust
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when you're wrestling and you let her feel like it's close until you overpower her in one quick motion and she yells "you weren't even TRYING???" and she's so so flustered
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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely
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could not get this out of my head til i made it
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