A Message for the Anti-Vaccine Movement (x)
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history repeats itself
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*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*
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what guys say PMS does:
turns women into emotional bitches
what PMS actually does:
increases breast size from retaining water
increases sex drive
lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism
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Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)
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I HATE HIGH SCHOOL BECAUSE EVERYONE’S EXPECTING YOU TO MAKE CHOICES THAT WILL AFFECT YOUR WHOLE LIFE LIKE IF YOU DON’T TAKE THIS COURSE THEN IT’S GOING TO FUCK UP YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE BECAUSE YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO GRADUATE AND GET INTO THIS UNIVERSITY AND IT FUCKS EVERYTHING UP IT’S FUCKING WITH...
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"i’m 4% Irish, 28% German, 14% Scottish-
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