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welcome to my big city!

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this came to me in a vision

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no no no the thing in the fridge is definitely not human meat

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thoughts are being had

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[x]

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underchuckle sandwichtale

also heres them talking

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drew schart

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now DONT GET ME WRONG schlatt IS fine and has ALWAYS been fine. and i love me that dad bod shit w the mutton chops... but twink schlatt... w the mustache..? barking and growling.

like BITCH?? im abt to freak him. he's getting it idc 😤

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my love, my muse

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actually, that suit is a rental

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he’s such a goober im so obsessed with his weird dumb face

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oh no, don't look

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Briefly saw a post last night on here saying they don't like that Schlatt is "degrading women" with his Gamer sups stuff and even though I'm sure the person didn't mean any harm n no hate towards em, but it...kinda just made me cackle.

Ignoring the fact that being abrasive, disrespectful and borderline sexist has been part of Schlatt's online persona for like over 5 years now and it doesn't reflect who he is as a person in the slightest, it makes total sense to me as to why he's doing this.

No disrespect to the average fem Schlatt fan, but...have you seen his women fan base? Have you heard the shit they say? The things they try to find out about him to feed their parasocial addiction? Was no one watching the drunk driving stream in January and seeing how fucking confused he was with some of those tts messages? How many women would just THROW money at him for the slightest bit of attention? It wasn't a bit, y'all.

Fans made a discord group during that livestream souly to talk to each other about ways they wanted to fuck Schlatt, without confirming member's ages so they could've literally been talking about Schlatt sexually with minors. It didn't get shut down until I brought up the fact that they weren't confirming ages. (Granted, I think they came back and rectified that but the fact that it wasn't a concern the first time proves my point)

Not to mention how some of the girls in his sleep deprived discord were acting a couple months ago and how he had to shut THAT down.

I genuinely feel like Schlatt doesn't like his women-fanbase because of this. I'd want to push them away too.

And yes, I know I'm making this post as a Ted writer that's shared some stuff, found some stuff and written some stuff. I'm not painting myself as a superior fan, nor am I trying to start drama by calling people out, but there's a good reason as to why I haven't written any solo Schlatt content. I don't want to be sit with these people that have clearly lost the plot.

He's not your big guy uwu, he's fucking JSchlatt.

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+ bonus

sleep deprived r/AITA

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big guy in Japan