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The whole plotline of Morganth, (especially in Azteca and Krysalis) has such a sharp narrative turn it's actually insane.😭

It's one of the biggest turning points in the game. Not only narrative wise, but for the player as well. It's the first time we actually to see our character fail at their literal life's purpose.

You're literally brought into this world to be THE hero. You were told you were the chosen one, and you stayed in this world being touted as such, and never being told otherwise.

So arc 2 comes, and Morganth is here- cool. YW must think this is gonna be the same as it is everytime: They're gonna be the one who saves the day again, like they've done every single time, every single day up to this point.

But instead they go through hell and back, always arriving just too late, and getting foiled at every turn. They try for so long, and so hard to stop Morganth from destroying Azteca- one of the longest world of arc 2... Just to witness an entire world, and thousands of it's inhabitants DIE... on their watch!

But wait, we're supposed to be the hero...the infallible hero who saves the spiral and everyone in it...

They had an ANCIENT, PRIMORDIAL, TREE GOD and the HEADMASTER OF THEIR SCHOOL telling them for years that they're the only one who can save the ENTIRETY OF THE LITERAL UNIVERSE AND THEY FAILED!!

Can you imagine what an absolute mindfuck that must've been for someone like the YW.

To say she 'humbled' the YW would be an understatement, because it might imply some sort of mercy or care on her part.

She treated the illusion of their infallibility with the same cold callousness as one of the thousand of Aztecan inhabitants.

And that's when it clicks just how real this shit has gotten, because it's not just "fun, cute, little wizard game where we fight the evil bad guy" no more.

They're not some kid fighting ghost, goblins, and cats on the streets no more. They're not just up against a Malistare 2.0.

And despite all of the strange monsters the YW has defeated, you realize they've never actually fought a real monster before. 😭

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Local conjurer gets mistaken for necromancer more at 10

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Enjoy some late night wizard and pirate doodles for pride month

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ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

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Last night, I dreamed there was this really popular youtube channel called “WolfpackDan”, and it was a guy who literally lived with a pack of wolves in the forest, just documenting daily life.

Now, I need you to understand that Dan was not some sort of Coyote Peterson type. He looked and dressed like someone who would pretend to get drunk off of non-alcoholic beer and say “bruh” unironically. He looked like the “bro I am straight up not having a good time” guy. But there he was, literally living in the forest with a wolf pack, recording and uploading videos with his phone.

One of his videos opened with him talking to the camera about “yeah, the pack went hunting today and just made a kill”. He turned his wrist to pan his phone over his shoulder, where four wolves are pinning down and tearing into a whitetail buck who is two gasps away from death.

“We’re actually hoping to make two kills today,” he added, panning his phone the other way to show two more wolves latching onto a second deer. “The Old Lady’s pups are growing really fast and it’s getting harder to provide for them. Once they can join the hunt, that’ll be a huge weight off everyone’s shoulders.”

He panned back to the first deer, where the wolves were now tearing into the meal. “I’m really hoping they’ll leave the pelt on this one intact,” he said. “I need a new cape. Winter is coming, guys.” 

The last shot of that video was him running through the trees with the pack, with a still-bloody deer hide draped over his shoulders.

I can’t remember any more of his specific videos, but the gist I got from them was that he actually was a contributing member of the pack (hence the “we”) and had been raised at least partially by the wolves themselves. Not sure how they raised him into this dudebro-looking twenty-something with a name like Dan, but they did?

Where did he get his phone? How did he pay for his data? Who taught him English? Why did he dress like that?

I have so many questions for WolfpackDan.

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A watermelon eating contest

English added by me :)

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Army of Lovers or Revolt of the Perverts (1979) dir. Rosa von Praunheim

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i literally cannot drink milk normally i gotta chug

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Stylish but illegal inkling found roaming Tokyo Deep Cut concert

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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

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being in love with ur friend like entirely platonically is insane. like. hey, i love you so much by the way. i carry a part of you in me, so if were apart ill still do things that will remind me of you because i got it from you. hey man i know were talking right now but i miss you. i love you

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*dies from cringe*

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Natrual/alternative hair style options

Lads, if there are any specific types of Natural/Textured hairstyles/wigs you'd like to see in Wizard, please inbox or dm me with a picture example or if the hairstyle has a specific name.

This can also go for, say, hair styles that involve some sort of head cover (bandana, scarfs, hijabs, etc).

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secret santa gift I made for @wizzycore!! 🧡🍂