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I am deeply in love with an alien hedgehog and the government cannot stop me.

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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

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ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

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guy who has never seen the sun vs a nice sunny day

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i just relived this magic, so all of you should as well

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Shadow could hit me with a car and I would thank him

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Shadow x GN Reader (mini)👙

Bikinis

You approach Shadow with your phone

Y/N: hey Shadow can you help me I’m trying to decide whether I want this bikini or that one?

Shadow: both

Y/N: but I-

Shadow: get both I’ll buy them for you I will buy you every bikini in existence if you want it

Y/N: okay

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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

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Going to scary zoo. Want anything?

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king caught acting real cute

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can you believe that asshole

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EW EW EW EW EW EWWWW, WE DID NOT NEED A FUCKING GRADIENT