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benthan in a nutshell but i took it too literally

benji is just happy to help and ethan is wondering why the hell theyre in a giant nutshell

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I love reading about the intersection of global politics and Hollywood because you find out things like how in the mid 80s, when we were very much still in the Cold War, Russia and China were like “We know that we’ve never allowed a Hollywood star to visit with the intention of introducing themselves and their starryness to us and our people because that would be an unprecedented concession of soft power to the Americans but we’re going to let Tom Cruise, age 25, do it anyway”

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forbidden knowledge

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13.5k into my mission impossible fic. Ethan, I will give you a happy ending I promise.

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Gonna rotate this image like a rotisserie chicken in my mind.

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For my birthday, my partner gave me a new wallet. Inside there was a Very Real ID™:

But wait! It's double-sided!

I am very excited the next time someone needs to see my totally legitimate ID.

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Will Brandt is gay bc you cant spell Analyst without anal

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some very silly brandt drawings for my dearest friend @thepandagwen's birthday :J

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Mission impossible text post memes part 9

William Brandt could only handle 2 movies full of idiots before his sassy lil self had to move on, and I respect the hell out of that 🫡

Other parts cuz this became bigger than I thought it would,

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Easy way to remember: blue is glue. And red? Red is dead.

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (2011, dir Brad Bird)

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Rewatch Ghost Protocol, Ethan snapping at Will while climbing Burj Khalifa is just so funny. Also remind me of Gordon Ramsay meme, oh dear vs you fucking donkey

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Drew a silly little doodle because I love Ethan and I miss Will

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That nose is made for eating pussy, and I know I’m right 😌

based on extensive research on ao3 it appears that everyone is in agreement that ethan eats pussy. wifeguy clocked once again

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I’m 5.5k into my mission impossible fic, and I’ve only covered three of the 19 people Ethan interacts with over the whole scope of the fic. I feel like this fic is going to be rather a big boy of a one shot 🤭

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Tom Cruise smells like movie star

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Today seems like a good day to remind you all that Tom Cruise was the only actor that returned his Golden Globes after the accusations against the organization of racism and we wouldn't have known about it news hadn't broke.

He was also involved in speaking with SAG-AFTRA to speak against the use of AI in movies and art in general allegedly citing all the people the use of AI could harm because they'd lose their jobs.

He did the same during Covid, saying no to releasing Top Gun: Maverick on streaming allegedly citing that it'd harm small movie theaters and business if he said yes and that the movie was made to be seen at theaters.

He was also the actor that told another fellow actor why he's so concerned with realism citing how little some people make and how they deserve to have their money be well spent on the movies.

Some of y'all are too busy seing him as the devil incarnate to appreciate that he uses the power he has in the ways he can and most people won't know about it because he doesn't feel the need to virtue signal.

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Ace anon here again!!! I wanted to tell you how much you mean to this community!!! Take all the time in the world and then some if you need it, we just want you to be comfortable. You have brought so much joy and you need to make sure to put yourself first! Yes your fics are amazing, you are amazing, but you come first, and we all understand that. Once again, just thank you for being you!!! 🫂

Oh thank you so much Ace Anon. This is so very sweet and has me welling up 🥹🥹🥹

It really means a lot to me, especially right now, so just thank you 💜💜