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Came Out The Water

We’re back. 1729 days later. Still FUDD as hell, of course.

A lot has changed in the past four-and-a-half years (we no longer live in the same and Obama’s time in office is nearly up), but a lot has remained the same too (we still drink a lot and are dedicated to any and all things FUDD).

Anyway, this is going to be special. Savor it.

Things that were FUDD back then (2012): Mae Whitman, the Penny Badger, doing cool tricks on bikes, Degrassi: The Next Generation, and The Real World: Las Vegas (2011)

Things that are FUDD now (2016): Mae Whitman, the Penny Badger, doing cool tricks on bikes, Degrassi: Next Class, and Terrace House

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OFFICIAL FUDD UNIFORM/GOATEE STYLE

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Natasha Bedingfield. Later in this episode crippled Drake goes for a swim.

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This is what happens when you're too Fudd for your own good

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"It's not Harvard, or Yale, or Princeton, or MIT, but Cornell's not bad. It's not bad." -- Max Braverman's finest moment yet on Parenthood

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will you guys do a power ranking for gilmore girls??

We are thinking about it. So probably yes.

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PARENTHOOD POWER RANKINGS, WEEK OF JAN. 8TH

∞. Mae Whitman, always and forever.

1. Jabbar with a huge-n-burly Bill Walton-esque beard.  Because there's no beating that shit.

2. Sam Pancake, who, in his less than 2 minutes of screentime, burst forth like a chaotic diamond, sending tumultuous ripples throughout this episode. A stunning debut.

3. Mark (aka Lil' Funky Cold): Pink box full of cheesteaks + ol' wicker granny bed = a sexual dynamo whispering cool things in your ear, sexily.

4. The Episode We Missed.  We're pretty sure Fudd Castle missed out on the broadcast of an episode between this and the "Zany Road Trip" episode.  From what we can tell, in this missing installment episode, Kristina killed Mega-Hoots in a knife fight, and now the ghost of Mega-Hoots lives inside the cello of that girl Crosby is trying to holler at.

5. The guitar Adam posed with on the cover of SF Weekly.  If only we could watch a Brave Little Toaster-style animated movie about this guitar, we could get an intimate look into the awesome, awesome life and times of Adam Krause and his trusty, loyal guitar.  That would be sweet.  We're totally going to write that screenplay.

6. Joel.  Because he makes jokes, takes the piss out of Zeke, and totally drove home drunk as shit from the poker game, like a fucking badass.

7. Robert/Bobby.  You know, the guy running for city council or whatever.  Fudd HQ is predicting that this dude tries to get at Mae Whitman pretty soon, and so we're putting him into the power rankings, because, duh.  Good move, dude.  Good.  Move.

8. Zeke & Camille, who apparently decided to stay in the desert with Zeke's mom, that cranky old bag who so seldom dispenses love, and wear floppy sunhats and attend all-night desert raves.  Or maybe Zeke has set out alone, riding towards the border, his trusty old service revolver stowed in a saddlebag, searching for the ruffians that stole his mother's armchair...

9. Max, who has finally shown some capacity for recognizing and acknowledging cool things (see #5).

10. Sexy cellist lady.  Are cellos cool?  We're not sure.  Maybe cellos are the new harps, and you know harps are cool/sexy, because Joanna Newsom dated Andy Samberg that one time.

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THIS IS FUDD'S 101ST POST!!!!!!

<3 God Bless U Mae Whitman <3

Thank you for everything.

We don't know what we'd do without you...Oh, yeah we do.  We'd be derelicts living on Majorca, wearing pants crafted from discarded crab shells.

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And that concludes this week's Parenthood live blog

Coming soon: the first ever Parenthood Power Ranking

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Parenthood live blog pt. 19

Mark is a pretty cool guy actually.  He says cool things.  But he has an ol' granny bed.

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Parenthood live blog pt. 18

America's number one source for Mae Whitman screencaps. That's what we're fast becoming.

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Parenthood live blog pt. 17

REALLY IMPORTANT, PRESSING QUESTION:

WHAT HAPPENED TO MEGA-HOOTS?  Where has she gone?

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Parenthood live blog pt. 16

Is "railing" a euphemism for sex?  We're pretty sure it is.

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Parenthood live blog pt. 15

This episode is severely lacking in Jabbar. Normally we would've made at least 5 jokes about possible deaths he could have endured during the course of the episode.

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Parenthood live blog pt. 14

Crosby is a baby. But not the cool kind!

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Parenthood live blog pt. 13

What if the entire cast of Parenthood had beards, though?  Like really long mountain man beards?  Or strange, Civil War-era sideburns and mutton chops?  

We would also settle for just Jabar having a really big Bill Walton beard.