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Lent and its Related Topics
Well, it's here, another misguided and misused section of the year, Lent. But, this time, it's not so much your idiocy that faults it, it is the origin itself that is damaged.
I don't quite understand why people feel the need to take part in it, especially those of you who are not Christian. It is a fictional event of a fictional man's life written in a book which fits the genre of 'fiction' quite perfectly. I might as well go on a quest to Mount Doom every year to destroy a ring, it would serve a better purpose and at least that is an interesting book.
Even in The Bible is based on truth, there are a few problems with the forty days and nights scene. 1) You can't survive for forty days without food, it's impossible. He would have died of starvation, and 2) He would have died of dehydration long before he starved to death, he was in a desert, remember? They're very hot and very dry, they cause a lot of deaths because idiots get lost in them.
Even if everything I have mentioned before this happened, why do we only give up a luxury item of our choosing for Lent? Our Lord and Saviour, the incredible Jesus Christ gave up everything, absolutely everything and all you can give up is alcohol? This doesn't look good on your Christian report card and, it shows a lot about the youth of today.
Please, if you are going to support this ridiculous idea, then at least do it slightly different. I would suggest that, instead of giving up the thing you choose, take the money that you would have spent on whatever it is and give it to a charity or a homeless person. Actually do something for someone or something less fortunate than you for a change.
And finally, don't become celibate for Lent, that is most pointless idea to ever exist, who exactly does that benefit? Fucking idiots.
#pancake#pancake day#lent#shrove tuesday#ash wednesday#easter#rant#moan#stress#callum cleasby is king
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Post-Valentine's Day Stress
People say that Valentine's day was created by card companies to make even more money. This, however, is wrong and if you think this, then you are stupid. The day was established by a Pope, over a thousand years ago. (Pope Gelasius, not Pope Clintons)
I understand that companies manipulate the day in order to make more money, but then again, they do the same with Christmas and birthdays and everyone still celebrates those. If you are a business, it is your intention to keep afloat by making as much money as possible and they can do this because they know that people will buy into the holidays. But, it is not just card companies, everyone does it. Gyms take advantage of New Year because a lot of people make resolutions about keeping slim, sweet companies make a killing on Hallowe'en and Christmas because they make nice little presents. It's just business.
I personally like the day, it is a day in which you can express your love for another person, it is a day that turns geeks in to heroes and reveals the true colours and cowardice of idiots. It doesn't have to be your parter that you give your love to, it can be anyone! Mum, Dad, siblings and even your cat. I always think that there are at least two people who love you but are unwilling to say so and your negative attitude might just turn them off.
The people that annoy me are the people that deny it and complain about it. The girls who wish they had someone to share the day with and write fifty different statuses about it. Get a life and share the day with your friends, but if you do go down this route, don't act like you're unique, just shut up and get on with it. The people in denial are the worst, the people who say "today is just a Tuesday". No, it is not! It is a recorded holiday, much like Christmas and you're a fucking idiot if you don't acknowledge it just because you don't have anyone to share it with. If you don't believe in celebrating Valentine's day, then don't celebrate Christmas, you can't pick and choose, you fucking sheep.
And this brings us to the everlasting question: Is religion a good thing? I believe that it is a good thing albeit a tad misguided. Everyone needs something to believe in, whether it be God, a magician or a tiny sewer rat called Alf. If you believe in something, you tend to go that extra mile in life. What do I believe in? Now that is a good question.
(If you don't know why I'm referencing religion you are probably too stupid to be using the computer that you are on, please log off and go drown in the bath)
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Calling them dirty, stinking brownies is racist...
Not over-populating the country you live in isn't.
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