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For those of you who were trying to guess what was wrong with me on Chris Hansen last night:

Here's a lil quiz for you to play. A) I was anxious as hell because I'm an introvert (INTJ represent). B) I'm currently in the middle of an autoimmune flare-up. C) I though it was 7:45 AM but it was actually 7:45 PM and I only had 15 minutes to get ready. D) I took way too many Xanax out of nervousness, E) I had a cold, F) Onision makes me want to puke, G) All of the above. Guess which one?!

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Well, this meme turned out to be schockingly prescient.

oh my god

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Previews of my pieces for the Heart of the Valley zine!

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School stuff. 3 animals and 3 food items in colour, b/w, digital

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Yaoyao Ma Van As on Instagram

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some of my favourite internet thinkpieces in no particular order

women like cats because they’re conditioned into performing unpaid emotional labour for entities that do not love them back (written by someone who has a list of 49 relationship dealbreakers on her phone and sets reminders to periodically read and update the list)

millennials are killing mayonnaise because it’s an identity condiment and they pretend to hate mayo to signal that they’re sjws 

the wlw community is discriminating against women with long nails and this is a serious issue we should all be worried about (tinder link in bio.)

a v o c a d o  t o a s t 

it’s misogynistic to make fun of astrology because pretending the date your parents had sex influences your personality on a fundamental level is ‘queer women’s culture’ (written by the same person who wrote the cat thinkpiece) 

the angry birds movie is the only new kids’ movie you should show your kids because it’s racist and racism is good 

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clean up, aisl̷̬̫̫͔̠͈͖̫̠͍̣̓̾̓́̏̄͘͜e̶̯͙͙͑̍̊̒͂͘ ̸ḝ̵̧͓͓͍͇͉̻͇̙̭̯̬͇̀̓͒̌̅̌̅̊̕͘͝l̷̨̙̻̓̋͆̑̊͐̊̒̐̕d̸̨̯̗̪̳̠̰̤̼͇̩͙̦̭̾r̶͓̼̳̄̏͗̐́͜ï̸̛͖̥̪̙̪̬̲̗̯̼͑̏́̈́̆͒̀̄̕̕͠͠t̶̡̪̤̼̹͎͍̭͑̍̈́̇c̷̢̥͉̳̄̿̇̏̐̓͆̅̕͝ḩ̷͚̦̲̟͖̮̰̪̺̘̀̇ͅ ̷̑’h̷̭̼͌̐]o̸̧̨͔̹͉̰͍̯̞̱͍̫̗̊̈́͝͝r̵̤̈́̐͛̾͂͋ŕ̴̢͔̩̩̘̖͇͎̯̭̯͊̎̔̌̓ͅǫ̸̣͇͇̒͑r̶̢̼̲̬̠͓̠͚̖̀̾́̂̽̍͛̆͌́̾̈̈̿

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Son of Sam: *peeks around the corner*

Lonely Cars in 1970s New York

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1. The Lovers of Valdaro are a 6,000 year old Neolithic skeleton couple who were found buried together in Mantua, Italy. 

 They were both around 20, both 5′2, and had no physical trauma evident in their bones. They were buried with flint tools. Their limbs are entwined in an endless embrace.

2. The Hasanlu Lovers are 2,800 year skeletons found locked in an eternal kiss in Solduz Valley, Iran. 

 The body on its back was around 20 years old, and the other skeleton was around 30 and showed signs of injury on the right side of their body. They were found in a plaster grain bin, most likely hiding from soldiers in a raid, and asphyxiated during this time.

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we are so lucky the lord of the rings 2001-2003 film trilogy was clearly worked on with so much genuine collective passion from its team and cast close to two decades ago instead of now... something was fatedly perfect about how it all came together.... can you imagine how awful it’d have been if it was being made in the late stage capitalism of 2019. It’d have been like the latest star wars movies

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Substrata by Elizabeth Glass on Flickr.

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Just in case anyone else was curious.

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postcard rural oregon, february

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SCP-132

Description: SCP-132 takes the form of a series of ███ glass tetrahedrons, each with a side length of 10.3 centimeters. Each instance of SCP-132 appears to contain a patch of desert sand. Occasionally scorpions and other desert creatures enter the confines of an instance of SCP-132 as if it were a continuous piece of desert. Creatures within SCP-132 have shown no awareness of the existence of anything outside of the object and attempts to influence the area within SCP-132 have failed.

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doon kanda, dio