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Use this wisely.

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Fugo Panacotta & Purple Haze

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mista would not understand bisexuality. he is bisexual but he is not.

mista joins the gang and is like “whoa narancia who is that SEXUAL BABE” and narancias like. ? thats abbacchio? hes a man. and mistas like “oh word?” and then he has a one night stand w abbacchio anyway. and everyones like oh ok mista is GAY but mistas like “no? im not gay im attracted to him because he has long hair hes womanly therefore its not gay.” and they try to explain bisexuality to him but he gets upset and aggressive so everyone decides its best to not address the topic. 

and thats fine until giorno joins the gang and is like “hey fugo i notice mistas always bringing back men and women to have sex with but he only talks about how hes STRAIGHT and how he loves WOMEN and im wondering if he has internalised biphobia? id like to talk to him about this.” and fugos like NO DONT TALK TO HIM ABOUT THIS IT JUST UPSETS HIM. and giornos like. hm. no i will do this anyway. 

so giorno tries to talk to mista abt it but its like riling up a dog if you try to talk to mista about sexuality he will go outside and shoot seven random people. so giorno goes out to Officeworks and prints out images of mista and abbacchio and bruno and bluetacks them to a whiteboard and is like. ok. mista. abbachio is a man correct? and bruno is a man? and when they have sex thats gay right? and mista goes. “yes. thats right. theyre in love and thats ok. god bless.” and giorno goes ok. so when you (man) and abbacchio (man) have sex, thats also gay.” and mistas like ??????????????????????????? no?????? hes got long hair he looks like a woman how is having sex w a womanly man gay???????? and then he goes outside and releases the sex pistols on the nearest bystander.

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giornos fifteen right and he's polite there's no way that he's just gonna call the adults on the team by just their last names alone like you know he's going up to abbacchio like "mr abbacchio can we go and check out this area it seems suspicious"

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!

stan fugio

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doppio is like…..the underboss of the mafia he would not sit down in a field of grass and make flower crowns with you he would snort some crack and gut you like a fish in an alleyway

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Fugo during the Kocaqi fight

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like an explosion

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another doodle!

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fugo being the Reason bruno managed to climb the mafia ladder drives me insane. imagine youre being pressured by some twink w a bowl cut and youre a hugeripped mafioso with powers so ur like “ok im gonna snap this twig in half” but then you look behind him and see just like the ANGIEST 13 year old of all time and hes like frothing at the mouth and will absolutely remove your oesophagus with his bare hands before even considering the fact he has the ability to dissolve u into a puddle. he is 13.

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thinking about how this is the scene after fugo is abducted by soft machine and how 1. soft machine doesnt do much damage so it couldnt have caused this 2. purple haze couldnt have caused this or there would be smoke, therefore the implication is that fugo did this with his bare hands

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faves interacting with their stands 

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purple haze

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Bishie anime figures are the true heirs to Greek sculpture

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–You aren’t facing the facts. Nobody can survive in this world on ideals alone. We can’t live without the gang.