fujokafka
fujokafka
something beautiful is going to happen
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fujokafka · 14 hours ago
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Honorary Cat 🐈‍⬛
Someone come pick him up
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fujokafka · 14 hours ago
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guy who’s terrible at sucking dick but he had a bad childhood so you have to grade on a curve because otherwise you’d make him sad and he’s already had a hard enough life
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I love survivors guilt so much, what do you mean you’ll betray everything you’ve lost if you make your life into something other than a monument to suffering
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for as long as i can remember i have had the philosophers spirit. and for longer still i have been a little pervert
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why does everyone have a rumor with each other
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brennan lee mulligan having absolutely no hope for dimension 20: on a bus from the second katie started speaking vs matt mercer trying so desperately to help her have some semblance of sanity occurring has the same energy as brennan excitedly telling the intrepid heroes “gonna kill that dog!” during unsleeping city vs matt allowing laura bailey to keep a weasel pet that absolutely should have been dead by the second episode she had it.
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im gonna kill myself [remembers that suicide jokes make people uncomfortable] uhh [in valley girl voice] im like soooo totally gonna blow my brains out... [waiting for polite laughter that never comes] sorry [remembering that i apologise too much and i need to work on that] No im not
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we are the daughters of the women you couldn’t sell to one direction
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Tanzania
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Critical Role: EXU Calamity Dimension 20: The Ravening War Dimension 20: Burrow's End Critical Role: Wildemount Wildlings Dimension 20: On a Bus
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waiter! a bullet in the head for me please
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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.
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LOL but seriously release the hounds
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Songs will come to you in the most perfect, diabolical time and many of them will be by fleetwood mac
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fujokafka · 15 hours ago
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lets use our turn signal with mama
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