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Do you think in the Athenide AU, Perse made bets with the gods (using her future knowledge), they always have to pay her as she always wins. And after her ‘death’ there is just many jars filled with drachmas in her temple , which are her winning other bets but is unable to collect herself.

I fell like once she gets her memory back she either uses the drachma to make the camp better like doing repairs or upgrades. Or she goes to the underworld and gives them to as many souls as she can so she can help them move on

Percy with her winnings: alright everyone is getting therapy and the survivors from Manhattan, we getting our college paid for!!!!!

Percy is using what’s left over after her college (it’s a lot) to pay for underworld improvements and for soul crossings

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Nightwing #91

I love them more than anything 😭😭

Also you can definitely tell Dick was raised by Bruce cause he sees the “I’ve obsessively checked in on you for days” as a proof of love

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Rachel Zegler defending her bodyguard is adorable, but being a celebrity is insane

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Dick: Hey, Tim, your birthday is coming up, do you want anything?

Tim: Actually-

Jason, munching on a sandwich: Nah, that motherfucker was born by C-section. It's not his birthday, it's his release date.

Steph and Babs: *shoots water out their noses*

Bruce: JASON!

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Iron Man 2 (2010) directed by Jon Favreau

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Penelope: Yeah, this shroud is taking me 20 years.

Suitors:

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henren in limited color palette 🩷🤍🧡

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okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

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I honestly wonder why Percy is canonly "tragically straight", as quoted somewhere I don't remember, when CHB is half-Greek and may as well be a whole camp of LGBTQ+ and you know what I mean? Especially those hints of his descriptions about Luke and some other guys. Am I the only one who thinks he's bi ??

I think canon Percy is oblivious. he doesn't know girls are flirting with him until two of them outright kiss him

Canon Percy is an oblivious bisexual

Sally doesn't talk about it because she wants percy to come out on his own but bro doesn't know he's in the closet

Nico: comes out as gay Sally: maybe if we all go to pride, percy will feel comfortable enough to come out Percy: is oblivious he's wearing the bi colors at pride

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Bucktommy do the slow blink thing that cats do to let each other know they love and trust each other.

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Chapters: 3/6 Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evan “Buck” Buckley/Tommy Kinard, Evan “Buck” Buckley & Abby Clark, Abby Clark & Tommy Kinard Characters: Evan “Buck” Buckley, Tommy Kinard, Abby Clark, Bobby Nash Additional Tags: Pre-canon Vegas AU, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Vegas Baby Vegas, Mutual Pining, The Love Is Requited They’re Just Idiots, not fake married but has some of those vibes, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting Series: Part 1 of Want of Understanding Summary:

His relief popped like a soap bubble when he opened her message. No text, just a flyer with the words MISSING ADULT blaring in red at the top. May be suffering from confusion, dementia, continued underneath—in smaller letters, but in the same lurid shade of red. There was a photo of a handsome older white woman with thinning blonde hair along with a brief description and the name “Patricia Clark”.

PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY MOM was at the bottom, back to the urgent shade of red.

@unfuckablebogtroll

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Actually, I know damn well Darcy never sat down and thought about marrying Lizzie. If he had, it would have been a week before he was rounding up Bingley, sitting him down, and looking him in the eye like he was about to propose high treason and going, "Jane. You still down bad for her?"

Coin toss whether Bingley would actually get to answer before Darcy turned around and flipped over a whiteboard like

and launched right into the most detailed migration pattern known to Regency England to keep the extraneous Bennets as contained as humanly possible by rotating them between various Bingley/Darcy estates. Like, we're talking about trading them off for minor holidays a decade out kind of detailed.

"If you and Jane take them for Lady Day ten years hence, Elizabeth and I will take them for Michaelmas. We'll all be together for Christmas and Midsummer, so we'll divide the responsibility individually on those days."

This would be followed by thirteen different spreadsheets projecting joint expenditures so Bingley knows what sort of financial commitment he'll be shouldering and how to minimize it, what proportion Darcy will take care of, what the estate plans are in case Darcy predeceases anybody, when they should probably roll out various stages to keep it from affecting their respective sisters' ability to maximize their own husband-hunting--whole nine yards.

Darcy does not know that he'll probably be murdered when the Bingley sisters find out why he asked for their social calendars. He'd be marginally fine with that at this point, because the fucking Napoleonic War campaigns were not as meticulously planned as his roadmap to getting the other three Bennets satisfactorily married, and Darcy feels about as able as if he'd spent the last year on Elba.

It takes Bingley a few minutes to realize why this is happening, then he's like

"You proposed to Elizabeth?! Congratulations!"

Darcy... knew there was something he was forgetting.

That man would have kicked the Collins's door open with four binders tucked under each arm, dumped them in a pile in front of Elizabeth, and loudly announced that if they get married tomorrow he can have her entire family except for Jane extraordinary renditioned to the Scottish moors by Sunday and then been like

"Why are you yelling at me?! I promise you, it will work! You'll never see anyone in your family except for Jane again, I swear it!" when she starts yelling at him.

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Caspian being shocked and delighted to learn that the Earth is round is adorable and funny, but if I recall correctly, the Pevensies learned during the same conversation that Narnia is flat.

This implies that during the Golden Age of Narnia, the monarchs of the kingdom had no idea that they weren't living on a round planet. This leaves one of two equally funny options:

A) Nobody ever bothered to mention to their monarchs that the world was flat. It simply never came up, and nobody in Narnia ever realized that this wasn't background knowledge they had.

B) The Pevensies assumed that everyone who told them that the world was flat was just a result of Narnian science being less advanced, and that telling people about the world being round would be too disruptive to bother with.