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I just think they're neat

the Vaporeon was a christmas gift from the other year.

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do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

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crown jewel/stained glass jello cakes are like beautiful angels to me. it's fruity and delicious. it's retro kitsch. it's an edible example of midcentury minimalist art in every cross section.

i understand the 50s housewife appeal here. if i rolled up to the potluck with a fugly cobbler and my neighbor brought one of these i may have to end my stupid sloppy fruit life.

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you know if you think about it the whole "don't mess with gamers... i'm close to leveling up and you look like just enough xp" novelty shirt is kinda funny. imagine a shirt that says "if you displease me i will kill you and absorb your essence"

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garbonzo

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fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

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Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

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Gosh I wish motorcycles weren’t death machines they look so fun

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what the world looks like after a big cup of lemonade

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If we lived in an imagined idyllic age of days gone by, Sony would be running TV ads featuring a guy with frosted tips in a sports car saying shit like "switch 2? Try switching 2 Playstation instead" and he'd drive off and you see his car is full of beautiful women and twinks (it's woke) but they'd never do that these days

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I'm tired of all these rideshare bikes and scooters that get left all over the place and have no stability and just clutter everything up.

We need to return to what works: Vending machines that turn into a motorcycle if you put the right special coin in, and then turn back into a vending machine when you're done.

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my parasocial relationship is better and more ethical and less gauche and passé than yours

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doomed by the narrative (i'm a monster of the week that's changed my ways and the heroes have agreed to let me live in peace. but this episode hasn't had a mech fight yet)

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal