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It’s free realestate

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AU where instead of Danny saying “I’m going ghost!” and putting his arms up, he goes “Guess I’ll die” and shrugs like this one pic.

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MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

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in elementary school we used to have pizza parties at the end of the year

now we just have exams and tears

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i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

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the knife emoji but capitalized

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in fifteen minutes I’m going to tell you the story about how my dumb lesbian ass willingly went into a dorm with four bros

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So no one told you life was…

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she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

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Getting Ready for the Night 🌙

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This is the only day you can reblog this