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Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

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A drawing showing how Jim Henson Performed Kermit in The Muppet Movie’s swamp scene.

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

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can we get donna tartt on hot ones

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my coworker was brushing out a really fat pug and I went "they used to load these things into canons during the civil war" and she went "really?"

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There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work

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I’m gonna break into your house and kick u in the BALLS 100 time. Be ready.

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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

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I'm on some of your blogs sometimes. And I'm looking at them. Every once in a while.

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me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

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Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

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*preparing to go outside* i'm normal. i know how to cross the street. i avoid eye contact in an organic non weird way, as if i simply do not notice fellow pedestrians.

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going into work on your period should earn you time and a half

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>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!